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Tweak says, "You’re a freak."

Dean Venture (fairyprincehero) wrote,
@ 2010-07-28 23:26:00

This is Dean Venture bringing you the latest news from the Venturequad. I've been here a whole month and I haven't even gotten my head stuck in anything, so Hank can go suck on an egg! Pardon my language. The scary lady finally says I can go out and get killed if I want to so I'm up for some serious exploring! All I need is a sidekick...

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	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:11 am UTC (link)
	I didn't know that "suck on an egg" was a naughty word... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Sure it is! It's even worse than crappers! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Crappers...? I don't think Mama or Papa ever told me that was a naughty word, either... But if you say so! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Come to think of it, pop never told us that was a bad word either ... but it is! It's not nearly as bad as some of the stuff Brock says, though... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Maybe your Pop doesn't think it's a very naughty word? Brock? Who's Brock? And are you sure you should be hanging around him if he says naughty things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Brock's our bodyguard, and he's awesome cool! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:19 am UTC (link)
	So you like that he says naughty words...? Wait! You have a bodyguard?! Are you famous? Or a prince or something..!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:23 am UTC (link)
	Well, I don't like that he says naughty words.. but he is cool. I dunno, am I famous? I guess pop is a bit famous, since we have really important people visiting us and all that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:25 am UTC (link)
	I guess some cool people say naughty things... Hmmm... Well I guess that's neat! What's he famous for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:26 am UTC (link)
	He's a super scientist! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh, neat! I don't think I've met many super scientists before! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:28 am UTC (link)
	It is neat! Although he does have scary guys trying to do mean things to him sometimes... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh my God!! Although I guess it makes sense that he needs a bodyguard... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:30 am UTC (link)
	Yep! Good thing Brock is like, super badass! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Y.. YOU SAID A NAUGHTY WORD!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh my jeepers! I did! That's okay... men are allowed to say stuff like that every once in a while. It puts hair on your chest and stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:38 am UTC (link)
	But that's not what my Mama and Papa say!! Actually, I wonder if that's true? Maybe I'll ask Papa if he has hair on his chest... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm trying to grow more hair on my chest... maybe I should say more naughty words! I might even try to grow a 'stache! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:42 am UTC (link)
	B-but saying too many naughty words would make you a bad person... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:43 am UTC (link)
	Maybe so.. but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. That's what Brock says. Buy maybe you're right.. I shouldn't go overboard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:45 am UTC (link)
	After all, good girls don't like boys who swear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
	I..is that right?! Then golly, I'll never swear again! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pearlfeywright 2010-07-29 04:48 am UTC (link)
	That makes you a good boy! ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Thanks! I always try to be a good boy! Because good boys are the best! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thereisnoentry 2010-07-29 04:42 am UTC (link)
	You want hair on your chest to be more like Samson? Then kill a man with your bare hands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fairyprincehero 2010-07-29 04:44 am UTC (link)
	I couldn't do that! .. Then.. then they'd be dead!. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thereisnoentry 2010-07-29 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Yes that is the result of killing, after all. If you want to be a man like Brock you need to act like Brock. He does not think twice before ripping the gullet of a man opened and filling it with his own urine. Doing something like this would make you a man like he. Too bad it will never happen to a boy like you. (Reply to this) (Parent)